The Post 5am Post

The Flow

Sarah Palin came to me in a dream just now.

She said "Life does not begin at conception.

Life begins when the woman is fertile.

And it is a sin for a man to waste her fertility. 

If the couple does not copulate when the woman is fertile,

this is the sin."

I was overcome with guilt.

Just think, all this time I had thought it was the supreme sin to stop nature's flow.

Now I know that the flow is constant.

As is, now, I guess, the sin.

-Peter Rinaldi